IPR Regular Vernon Buys Independent Political Report

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IPR’s prankster Vernon, fondly known as the Nazi troll, has made an offer to the site owner, Warren Redlich, that the latter cannot refuse. Effective April 1 of 2016, this site will belong to him. So, we have a year to report on the politics of Independents and alternate parties in the United States.… Read more ...

Koch/Koch 2016 seeks Green Party nomination

Noted environmentalists and philanthropists David and Charles Koch announced today their intention to run together as a ticket to represent the Green Party in the 2016 presidential election.

Dozens of reporters were killed by molten lava attempting to reach the brother’s corporate headquarters in Wichita for the announcement. A few made it past the volcanic flow, but were promptly eaten by Charles’s prized genetically-modified bloodhounds.… Read more ...

Chuck Schumer becomes first Libertarian US Senator

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Sen. Chuck Schumer shocked Washington today, with his announcement that he would not be seeking the position of Senate Minority Leader following the resignation of Sen. Harry Reid, as widely expected. Instead, the senior Senator from New York announced that he is leaving the Democratic Party altogether, and has changed his registration to the Libertarian Party, becoming that party’s first member of the United States Senate.… Read more ...

Elon Musk seeks Constitution Party nomination, names Dan Savage for VP

Elon Musk, the naturalized South African immigrant and founder of SpaceX and Tesla Motors, has announced that he will seek the 2016 nomination of the Constitution Party for President of the United States. Advise columnist and pundit Dan Savage was also announced as Musk’s intended running mate.

“I firmly believe that the Earth is 6,000 years old and immovably fixed, just like the Constitution says,” said the 43-year-old billionaire, from aboard his personal space station in low-earth orbit.… Read more ...

Joe Wendt sends letter to help get people to register to vote Libertarian, especially but not only in Florida

Email from Joe Wendt sent to thousands of people by Florida LP. Most of them in Florida, but some like myself in other states. The April Fools Day voter registration promotion, which was started in Florida, has also been picked up by the national LP on its main facebook page and a number of other state LPs.Read more ...

Dan Wiener: Emergency email ballot to move LP HQ

Daniel Wiener

Posted by Dan Wiener to the LNC list:

This is a heads-up to the LNC that I expect to shortly be asking for co-sponsors for an email ballot to immediately relocate our headquarters to North Dakota. This matter is extremely urgent, for the following reasons:

You may already have read on Twitter the sad news that Wyoming Knott passed away early this morning, after she fell 60 feet from the top of a fracking drilling rig.… Read more ...

Jesse Ventura will not run for President: “Not now and not ever”

Jesse Ventura has been a rumored Reform, Libertarian and/or Independent candidate for president in 2000 (perhaps before that too, although we haven’t been able to verify this), 2004, 2008, 2012 and 2016. He has yet to ever actually run for President, but articles speculating about whether he will or not, and under which party label if any, continue to draw a lot of attention at IPR and elsewhere.… Read more ...

PLAN-SS From Outer Space candidate Robert Milnes leads revolutionary resistance against Jews, Zionists

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PLANSS founder Milnes gives a speech.

William Saturn reports at the Saturnalian:

2016 Libertarian Party presidential candidate and Progressive Libertarian Alliance Strategy (PLAS) founder Robert Milnes has formed a new electoral coalition. This time it includes Nazis.

Milnes announced the plan Wednesday on The PLAS Place blog. He calls it PLANSS, or the Progressive Libertarian Alliance with National Socialists Strategy.

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IPR Writer Jill Pyeatt to Star in Upcoming Reality Show

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IPR writer Jill Pyeatt is taking some time off because of signing a contract to do a reality show. Filming for a program planned for fall of 2015, the show is called “The Great Scavenger Hunt”, and will feature some average people who have found themselves spending lots on time on the Internet.… Read more ...

Party for Socialism and Liberation: Mumia Abu-Jamal Hospitalized – Take Action to Protect his Life

Mumia Abu-Jamal

Official PSL statement posted to Liberation News:

World-renowned political prisoner Mumia Abu-Jamal has been hospitalized, and his life may be in danger. We urge all our readers to take the requested actions below.

The following appeal was issued over Facebook:

Urgent Action Alert: Mumia Abu-Jamal in Medical Center

At 1pm EST today, Mumia Abu-Jamal had a medical emergency and was taken to the Intensive Care Unit at Schuylkill Medical Center in Pottsville, PA.… Read more ...