LG, the cat is in hiding, afraid of Obama’s new Portugese Water Dog.

you all better watch it , as Sunshine Batman point at we have someobe in the LPNV excomm who makes genocidal weapons for a living.

Ya’ gotta’ make your story plausible.

PEACE

The PA plane was just a case of airline food and was a coincidence.

Life is never boring.

good one Mike

Don’t you people know what really happened on 9-11?

Don’t you understand that the planes that hit the WTC did so because they were being pulled by invisible fishing line by NY taxicabs into the buildings, and that the strings became attached to the planes because the drunken Bush twins left their kites in the cabs after their dates told them to go fly them so they did, but the strings were still in their pockets while partying drunk in Boston before boarding the wrong planes and leaving the strings behind, then taking a cab back to DC via NYC because Daddy Warmongerbucks would pick up the tab?

Don’t you also get that the plane that hit the Pentagon was actually being controlled by a CIA-modified Tyco controller that Dick Cheney was controlling from his secret bunker under the Eternal Flame at Arlington National Cemetery, and that he lost control of it because the batteries died, and he thought he was really working his Tyco Cliffhangers slot racing set to entertain his daughter to show her that her “butch” behavior wasn’t macho enough?

Don’t you get that the PA crash was caused by a passenger eating the bad airline food and puking so badly that the smell made the pilots pass out from the fumes and Ted Striker wasn’t on that flight?

And last, don’t you get that the alleged 19 terrorists were really the Iraqi National Ski team, traveling the country desperately looking for a good-sized sand dune to bump some moguls on to practice for their shot at the 1992 Winter Olympics (not knowing they would be held in 1994), and they became a convenient excuse to invade Iraq because Bush thought WMD meant Wide Massive Dunes, and he knew there were plenty of those in Iraq since it’s a freaking desert?

See, I heard all this from my second cousin’s roommate’s ex-trisexual lover (animal, vegetable, mineral)–you know, that guy running for GA governor on the other thread–that his goldfish told him during sex that he heard from the cat that the cat saw a Lebanese-looking guy in the alley (actually it was just Jamie Farr’s nose) sniffing around a tinfoil hat that had been carried there by the ants in the Tom and Jerry cartoons before they came over to my house and never left, requiring me to kill them all. He told me this by the light of a full moon during the last Martian eclipse, which is really a religious holiday for the folks at Area 51, and it falls on every June 31. In any case, he told me this while he was wearing a bra on his head and transferring 1.21 Jigawatts from Doc Brown’s Mr. Fusion into his computer, causing Kelly LeBrock to appear to Oingo Boingo music so he could shower with her, and the electric backlash raised Nikolai Tesla from the dead, whence he exclaimed, “SEE! I told you free energy was true and it was all a vast conspiracy to cover it up!” after which he reached over and knocked over Jackie Gleason’s domino rally set and blamed Richard Pryor for it. The voltage also caused part of my hair to catch on fire, which is why I have a pseudo-mullet at the moment.

So, yes it was all one vast conspiracy–to bizarrely cut my hair, that is.