In Georgia, the Creators’ Rights Party candidate for governor is creating quite a stir by admitting to the fact that he’s had sex with a mule, men, and a watermelon, among other things. He has done these things even though he advocates a strongly anti-gay agenda. Here is an excerpt from the candidate, Neal Horsley, appearing on the Alan Colmes Show:
“Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I…”
AC: “You had sex with animals?”
NH: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”
AC: “I’m not so sure that that is so.”
NH: “You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?”
AC: “Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?”
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality… Welcome to domestic life on the farm…”
Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and “and I don’t think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I’m saying?”
Horsley said, “You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You’re naive. You know better than that… If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it.”
52 responses so far ↓
1 Gene Trosper // Apr 29, 2009 at 5:46 pm
I am about to die from laughing so freaking hard!
2 libertariangirl // Apr 29, 2009 at 5:51 pm
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
oh man best story of the month LOL
3 Ross Levin // Apr 29, 2009 at 5:53 pm
The comments here are hilarious as well (it’s where I got the story):
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/4/29/725999/-Georgia-candidate-doesnt-think-past-sex-with-mule-will-hurt-his-chances-for-Governor
4 Michael Seebeck // Apr 29, 2009 at 5:56 pm
OK, I’m with Gene, but cripes!
The question is, did he have sex with Bob Barr?
And may THAT image scar you for life.
5 Gregg Jocoy // Apr 29, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Nobody ever heard of a stump trained cow? None of you ever went to a Cow College?
6 Michael Seebeck // Apr 29, 2009 at 6:28 pm
For further related comedy, see http://www.independentpoliticalreport.com/2009/04/wayne-root-running-for-chair-of-libertarian-party/comment-page-4/#comment-59170
7 Thomas L. Knapp // Apr 29, 2009 at 6:46 pm
When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.
And then you become a politician and move on to screwing people.
8 PTK // Apr 29, 2009 at 7:50 pm
This actually isn’t very new stuff. He already made that statement to Alan Colmes on H and C.
9 libertariangirl // Apr 29, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Paulie must be off the radar if he hasnt commented on this yet:)
10 mdh // Apr 29, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Paulie’s here in Morgantown with me. He doesn’t have regular internet access right now.
11 Trent Hill // Apr 29, 2009 at 8:41 pm
“When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.
And then you become a politician and move on to screwing people.”
In addition to this being the news story of the month–this is quote of the day. Congrats to perennial winner Tom Knapp.
12 Joey // Apr 29, 2009 at 8:56 pm
The guys in the Free State Project in the Keene and Grafton areas must love this. Maybe they’ll try to recruit this guy into their sick fold.
I know Zack Bass (aka Larry Pendarvis) and the Crew have been publicized recently on CounterPunch.org. Man, wouldn’t that be something…this is the FSP’s perfect fit.
And as Chuck Geshlider said recently,
” In the immortal words of Zack Bass, circa ‘04: “I don’t get you people…. we can kill and eat chickens, but you want to put an individual in jail for f*ckiing one, first!!!”
LC
13 libertariangirl // Apr 29, 2009 at 9:11 pm
This is right up Geshlider and Bass’ alley! LOL
good one Joey
14 mdh // Apr 29, 2009 at 9:38 pm
It should all come down to the non-aggression axiom. Did the chicken consent?
15 Libertarian Joseph // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:07 pm
There’s nothing wrong with beasiality. Animals = property
16 libertariangirl // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Even if it was legal , would anyone still admit to it?
whoever says 100% honesty is the best policy , is a fool and probably single.
17 libertariangirl // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:12 pm
I Miss Paulie
18 mdh // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:18 pm
LJ,
Humans are animals. Thus, can humans be property also?
What gives you the divine right to claim that any animal is your property any more than I have the right to claim that you are my property?
19 mdh // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Deb,
I’m a fool, I know that much… but I’m an honest fool, and I am very happy with that part of myself.
20 libertariangirl // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Im just sayin if i fucked a goat or a dog I wouldnt tell anybody
im just sayin
lol
21 Trent Hill // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:25 pm
So how do we know you havent?
22 Eternaverse // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:28 pm
mdf: “Humans are animals. Thus, can humans be property also?”
Me: Of course they can, if they agree to being so. If you can’t sell/ give away your rights then you really don’t have them to begin with. All rights come from the concept of property, the idea you own yourself. If you don’t agree that people own themselves (and therefore can sell themselves) then you can’t claim to believe in any rights at all.
23 libertariangirl // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Trent__Trent Hill // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:25 pm
So how do we know you havent?
me__ you dont.
24 mdh // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Eternaverse, I agree. I think I failed to make my point, which was more along the lines that animals are considered property of humans without doing anything to in any way cede their rights…
I hope that makes more sense.
25 mdh // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Let me go on the record here – I’ve never had sex with a non-human animal.
26 John C // Apr 29, 2009 at 10:56 pm
I remember this story from what 4 years ago? It was kinda big on political blogs back then.
27 Nate // Apr 30, 2009 at 1:29 am
“It should all come down to the non-aggression axiom. Did the chicken consent?
”
Does the chicken have to consent to being killed and eaten?
“There’s nothing wrong with beasiality. Animals = property”
They said similar things about blacks 150 years ago. “Nothing wrong with slavery, blacks = property.” I don’t agree with that, nor do I agree that animals are our property. It’s hard to get a cow’s signature on a contract, but the least you can do is treat them to a fair exchange of goods, grass for milk.
28 Ralph Swanson // Apr 30, 2009 at 2:41 am
I’m reminded of the political advice LBJ supposedly gave to a lagging candidate.
“Call the press and say your opponent makes love to pigs,” advised LBJ.
Said the candidate: “But how can I prove it?”
Said LBJ: “But how can he deny it?”
29 Jim Davidson // Apr 30, 2009 at 3:31 am
“If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it.”
And if its lips are moving, you know it is a lying politician. In his case, one with a total lack of self-control.
30 G.E. // Apr 30, 2009 at 3:33 am
Good find, Ross… This story came around several years ago, too, and I just referenced it to Trent in chat tonight, before seeing you had re-posted it.
31 Nexus // Apr 30, 2009 at 7:51 am
watermelon? Really??
This reminds me of a line in Cheech & Chong’s ‘The Corsican Brothers’…
‘He’s a trisexual.’
‘A trisexual?’
‘Yeah. Mud…chickens…he’ll try anything.’
32 NewFederalist // Apr 30, 2009 at 3:28 pm
A truly mooving story although it was really baad! P.S. Eggplant much more gooder than watermelon for that special treat.
33 d.eris // Apr 30, 2009 at 3:45 pm
“When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule. And then you become a politician and move on to screwing people.”
Yes, but as a third party candidate, he’ll have the chance to screw some elephants and mules.
34 Michael Seebeck // Apr 30, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Trisexual = animal, vegetable, OR mineral!
35 dana // May 1, 2009 at 11:39 am
Does this really seem worthy of so much conversing?
36 Rik // May 1, 2009 at 3:45 pm
If the mule is really cute, who are we to judge?
37 Ross Levin // May 2, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Neal Horsley says the darnedest things! Looks like he says he’d kill his own son to get Georgia to secede from the Union:
http://rawstory.com/08/blog/2009/04/30/candidate-for-georgia-governorship-says-hed-kill-his-own-son-to-secede/
38 Darren Mitton // May 4, 2009 at 1:02 pm
“There’s nothing wrong with beasiality. Animals = property”
OK, WTF is up with all the wackos claiming the stupidest shit under the banner of ‘Libertarianism’? Libertarianism USED to stand for common-sense, but these f**kos want it to stand for anything they so desire – whether it is Libertarian platform or not. Makes me think it is inbred Republicans who want to tarnish the word ‘Libetarian’…..
39 Seriously? // May 31, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Original interview was given in 2005. Way to stay current!
40 Dylan // Aug 19, 2009 at 11:49 am
This is very old news. Anyway, animals can consent without speaking. Just as humans can. It’s called body language and engagement.
41 Dylan // Aug 19, 2009 at 11:50 am
No, seriously… Hasn’t a dog ever humped your leg?
42 libertariangirl // Aug 19, 2009 at 11:57 am
gross
43 paulie // Jan 2, 2010 at 3:39 pm
As Matt said, I was out of town.
I did report on this story at TPW, if I recall correctly.
It puts a whole new meaning to “why did the chicken cross the road…”
44 Don Lake .......... More Libs Lacking a Lib Perspective // Jan 2, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Don Lake // Apr 29, 2009:
“Let me go on record here –
I’ve never had sex with a
non-human animal. “
45 Brad // Jan 2, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Seebeck
“The question is, did he have sex with Bob Barr?”
I think the mule in question was female.
It’s unlikely, but who knows?
When it comes to mules…don’t ask, don’t tell.
46 Third Party Revolution // Jan 10, 2010 at 4:50 pm
LG at 42, if you think that’s gross, wait till you see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhLdDIQ5Kk&feature=player_embedded
47 Don Lake .......... More // Jan 10, 2010 at 4:59 pm
so much for the goat vote ……….
48 Third Party Revolution // Jan 11, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Of course if people can’t see the video through that link, here is the video:
49 Third Party Revolution // Jan 11, 2010 at 5:35 pm
50 Third Party Revolution // Jan 11, 2010 at 5:38 pm
The heck?
51 patriot // Feb 17, 2010 at 7:22 pm
My cat once said “hi” to me…
52 Willie T. Frost // Jan 4, 2012 at 7:33 pm
Maybe he’ll run with Carl Person?
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