Comments on: Bob Barr ‘flip-flopping’ on global warming confirmed

By: Mike Theodore

Mike Theodore — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:35:39 +0000

Balls on.
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But I love your product!

By: paulie cannoli

paulie cannoli — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:34:23 +0000

First lets have a word from our sponsor.

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By: paulie cannoli

paulie cannoli — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:33:01 +0000

Fake citizen group exposed as corporate shills! Spokesman runs away from news reporter! Details at 11.

By: Mike Theodore

Mike Theodore — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:23:02 +0000

I’m sorry, no more questions. Email our outer office for more information.
Mike out.

By: paulie cannoli

paulie cannoli — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:21:46 +0000

You sound like a black hole denier. Are you being paid by corporate interests? How much are you getting paid?

By: Mike Theodore

Mike Theodore — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:19:43 +0000

I’m sorry, but the rest I agreed not to publicize. All I can tell you is that we have it covered.

By: paulie cannoli

paulie cannoli — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:08:21 +0000

Think tanks, fink tanks…

How about an Emotion Tank? Thinking has to be balanced with feeling, you know. Too much logic and not enough emotion is bad for children and other living things.

By: Mike Theodore

Mike Theodore — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:59:45 +0000

We’ve organized a think tank of scientists and military leaders to find weaknesses in the future black hole plague. Also, we’re are keeping a close eye on these “supernovas”. We plan to have our solar panels one when the next one goes off.

By: paulie cannoli

paulie cannoli — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:56:51 +0000

What will you flea…excuse me, “free” market do about the burgeoning problems of supernovae and black holes?

By: Mike Theodore

Mike Theodore — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:29:18 +0000

Well, bring it on, Mr. Free Market!

By: paulie cannoli

paulie cannoli — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:18:37 +0000

My organization, Citizens Against Continents Adrift (CACA), considers your organization to be a bunch of corporate sellouts.

By: Mike Theodore

Mike Theodore — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:10:09 +0000

“Thereâ€™s a market to stop the tectonic plate movement crisis? Donâ€™t be silly. Only big government can solve big problems like this.”

I beg to differ. My organization, Citizens Against Continental Drift, works around the clock to keep these “plates” exactly where they are.
We’re also keeping an eye on this “erosion” phenomenon.

By: paulie cannoli

paulie cannoli — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:37:11 +0000

There’s a market to stop the tectonic plate movement crisis? Don’t be silly. Only big government can solve big problems like this.

By: Fred Church Ortiz

Fred Church Ortiz — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:29:01 +0000

In either case, the solution would be the market.

By: paulie cannoli

paulie cannoli — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:23:44 +0000

Yes, we need to do something about this mass tectonic plate movement hysteria.